i have a santa kink. i want you to dress up in a sexy santa suit and leave me expensive presents under the tree when im sleeping. leave afterwards
I’m not sexist but I can guarantee that this was written by a women…
"im not sexist im just going to assume this was written by a woman because it has something to do with wanting expensive gifts" moron
I really want Harry Watson in Sherlock and I really want her to be played by Alex Kingston
"hello there little brother."
"I am not your little brother.”
"yes you are, you’ve got dad’s genetics, you’re shorter than I am."
I DID NOT KNOW HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW
THIS IS 900% YES I NEED THIS GIVE IT TO ME